We can return to the past. We can see the present. We can know the future.
(Source: remotelyplausible)Posted 1st September with 154 notes.
Brick: What is the victory of a cat on a hot tin roof?
Maggie: Just staying on it I guess, long as she can.
Cat On a Hot Tin Roof (1958)
(via missavagardner)Posted 1st September with 933 notes.
TOMORROW I’M GOING TO PAINT A PLATE WITH GEORGIA I’M SO EXCITED WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
SO AM I
I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS BUT ONLY ONE MUG WHAT WILL I CHOOOOSEPosted 1st September with 2 notes.
1st September with 7,725 notes.
That’s for if things get really hardcore. Or if you wanna blow up moons. No one’s blowing up moons. You just wanna suck the joy out of everything.
Posted 1st September with 348 notes."I met him three weeks ago on the train to Metcalf. He came up with this crazy idea about swapping murders. He does my murder, I do his." Strangers on a Train (1951)
I’m so proud of my T.V. husband. From the moment I met him, I knew he was going to be, like, the next Brad Pitt. He’s so handsome, so kind, and such a talented actor. There’s just nowhere for him to go except straight to the top. I’m only shocked that it hasn’t happened already. I’m just so excited for the world to see him if they haven’t already. Because he’s brilliant and I love him and now he has rock-hard abs. Which is just a bonus.
It seems like the Internet has a big crush on Chris … do you feel like it is encroaching on your territory at all?
I have major jealousy [issues] but we start shooting Parks and Recreation next week so I am glad to have him all to myself because if anyone tries to get with him, I will destroy them
― Aubrey Plaza on Chris Pratt x
(via notabadday)Posted 31st August with 27,899 notes.
Album: Portal 2
Track: Standing around being useless
Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you. And I’m sorry. You didn’t react at the time, so I was worried it sailed right over your head. Which would have made this apology seem insane. That’s why I had to call you garbage a second time just now.
(Source: ikuta-to-ishida)Posted 31st August with 2,895 notes.